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Alcohol is the answer.*

*Alcohol is not actually the answer to ALL your problems...but if you are shy, it can certainly help you overcome social anxiety. Like most things in life, alcohol should be consumed in moderation. When drinking, seek after your own personal sweet spot, resulting in loosened inhibitions without complete recklessness and ensuing hangover + vomiting the next morning.  WARNING: if you are an alcoholic, alcohol is most definitely NOT the answer. Please put the bottle/glass/chalice down immediately.

American Apparel Fine Jersey T-shirts are made with 100% fine jersey cotton combed for softness and comfort.  Available as both AA Unisex 2001 and AA Womens 2102 short sleeve T-shirts.  Make your selection in the Size pulldown menu above.